What does MoooAds actually do?

MoooAds is a performance marketing agency — we manage ad campaigns on Meta, Google and TikTok, build product feeds and milk ROAS to the limits.

Is 999x ROAS for real?

Yes. With the right niche, timing and our chaotic creative approach — numbers stop being normal. Check Milking ROAS for hard case studies.

How much does it cost?

There's no fixed pricing. Every pasture is different. We enter through The Udder Factory — audit, quote, kick-off.

How long does onboarding take?

Audit takes 48h. First campaigns launch within 5–7 business days after receiving access.

Do you only work with e-commerce?

Mostly yes — e-commerce is our pasture. But we also take SaaS and lead gen if the project is wild enough.

What is a product feed and why do I need it?

A feed is a structured file with product data for Google Shopping, Meta Catalog and TikTok. MoooAds builds feeds that algorithms love.

MoooAds - TOTAL CHAOS COW MARKETING

OUR GRAZING
SYSTEM

agriculture

MILKING THE MARKET

We don't wait for the grass to grow. We go where the cream is thickest and take it for you. Your competition will be left with an empty bucket.

ZERO BULL
SH*T

Reports without unnecessary mooing. Only hard data, real money, and concrete ROAS. Simple as a hoof.

groups

HERD
INSTINCT

We start a real rodeo in your cart. We open the gates, release a roaring crowd, and turn the emotions up to red. We'll make customers trample your competition and rush at your products like wild bulls at a red cape.

CREATIVES WITH BALLS
(AND HORNS)

Our ads kick the competition like an electric fence turned to the max. We ride into the feed with the force of a stampeding herd and make such a scene that the whole pasture immediately pulls out their cash.

PILE OF CASH

WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT US IN THE BARN?

We tried to contact our clients. One replied from his yacht that he has no time because he's counting cash. Another replied telling us to stop texting because we're distracting him from counting. We gave up and made up the reviews ourselves. Remember, you read them at your own risk.
⚠️ May cause a high risk of losing your sanity, which may make you want to use our services and feel an uncontrollable desire to own your own yacht. ⚠️ You read them at your own risk.
May cause a high risk of losing your sanity, which may make you want to use our services and feel an uncontrollable desire to own your own yacht.

"ROAS went off the charts. MoooAds isn't an agency, it's a hay-making machine!"

Milford Beefington

DIRECTOR OF STRATEGIC MOOING

"We used to burn through budget. Now we're milking the competition dry. Highly recommend!"

Rowena Hoofsworth

CHIEF MARKET MILKER

"The results knocked us off our hooves. Thanks to them, we lead the herd instead of running at the back of the pasture."

Patches Moorington

HEAD OF FAT RESULTS INSPECTION

"Scaling with them is pure pleasure. My profit grew faster than grass after the rain!"

Chedwick Rumenson

AMBASSADOR OF PASTURES & NICHES

"Other agencies are calves. MoooAds are true marketing bulls. ROAS at stratospheric levels!"

Queenie Udderton

BUCKET OF REVENUE MANAGER

"They milk the market so effectively that the competition went to slaughter a long time ago. Brilliant creatives!"

Yvette Fodderwick

VP OF ROARING & ESCALATION

"Zero bullshit, just facts. Revenues jumped by 300% in a quarter. That's my style!"

Silas Barnsworth

FODDER DISRUPTION SPECIALIST

"They accelerated my campaigns like a herd of bison. Nobody can stop them. The best feed in the industry!"

Holly Holstein-Milks

GRAND HAY HARVESTING OFFICER

"I thought I had good results. Then MoooAds came and showed me what milking cash really means!"

Mooinda Meadows

PRESIDENT OF THE HERD BOARD

"It was supposed to be civilized, but they milked the market to the last drop. I had to rent an extra warehouse just for the cash from conversions. Beautiful stuff!"

Kevin Cowfield

HEAD OF DIGITAL HOOF TRANSFORMATION

WE 🐄 DON'T
MILK CLIENTS.